Economical JavaScript

Here are the messages I recieved during my technical talk at "A Night of JavaScript" in Dallas.

Each meme was printed nearly instantly thanks to client side scaling.

And now I have actual receipts for how strange some of y'all are.

The rest of this page is one very long thermal-printer receipt full of strange meme images, random photos (some of me talking during the presentation), various pets, and people congratulating me on the talk or advertising something